Infinite Monkey

THE INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM states, ‘that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.'

When you think about it, it’s all about creating order out of a chaotic system and there is nothing more chaotic than making wine in a back alley city warehouse. There are an infinite number of variables at play, decisions to be made and possible outcomes. It is the job of our team to create order out of this inherently chaotic system as we craft our ridiculously good wine.

Fragrant dried fruit and floral notes. Palate explodes with ripe apricot, grapefruit and honeysuckle. Finishes softly, lingering with a touch of residual sugar.

A lightly carbonated Merlot that is deeply rich and delightfully fresh. The palate bursts with cherries, blackberries, and currants, with hints of cinnamon toast on the finish. Drink anytime and anywhere.

Like a bowl of fresh summer berries drizzled with cream. Intense strawberries and raspberries burst on the palate with light carbonation, great acid and a hint of residual sugar. Easy to open, easy to drink, easy to recycle.

Loads of upfront starfruit on the nose with white peach, citrus and cardamom following. The light carbonation lifts the citrus fruits on the palate to a smooth and refreshing finish. Special feature: shotgunnable (ask anyone!).